So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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