was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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