I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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