no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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