At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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