Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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