Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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