please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
God, I missed his penis.
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