Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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