end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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