Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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