Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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