How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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