Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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