All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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