Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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