he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
