If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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