pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
only if we run a train.
done.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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