found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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