on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
