My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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