two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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