i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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