Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
it's like iHOP with fire
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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