Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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