Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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