This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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