im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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