Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just took my morning after pill in the library
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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