found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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