Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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