She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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