he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm always down for nudity.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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