Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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