I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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