she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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