I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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