Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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