You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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