She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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