I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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