How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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