This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just want to make out with him forever
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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