Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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