Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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