i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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