and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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