: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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