It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
