You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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