do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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